kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

(via needygenerator)

lesbianvenom:

when steve rogers sleeps for 70 years he’s hailed “a hero” and “an icon” but when i take a five hour nap my mom says i’m “lazy” and “need to find better ways to spend my time” such bullshit

(via barnespls)

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

(via gageb69)

inories:

going to mcdonald’s for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug

(via voovoov)

drarna:

before blaming others, think: whats the 1 constant in all your failed relationships? its that cursed egyptian amulet why do u even have that

(Source: neptunain, via gageb69)

asexualarya:

being murdered at your uncle’s wedding like

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wHY

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asmilinggoddess:

the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.

(via i-suck-dick)

WOW….

guy:

guy:

do u ever recall what u did as a child and ur just like why the fuck

like my friend was telling me that when she was little, she used to pick dandelions and put them under ppl’s chins and if their chins turned yellow, it meant they liked butter like what the fuck im lauging so hard

(via voovoov)

steveaph:

people who survive the summer with long hair are surviving the apocalypse 

(Source: intellectualpanda, via needygenerator)

dutchster:

Do the birds and bees ever hang out or do they just fuck every time?

(via synagogue-slut)

batlock:

So.

Cards Against Humanity.

I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.

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It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.

If you have it, open your box.

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You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?

Do that.

Do it carefully.

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Holy shit.

There’s something in there. What could that be?

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There’s a card.

There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

But what card?

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I fucking love these people.

(via thebananaparadox)