thecutestofthecute:

German Shepherds and their floppy ears. There is nothing I do not like about this.

(via bragi-god-of-bullshit)

  • me: hello darkness my old friend
  • darkness: do i know u

ponderingamelias:

deadlyforks:

How does he do it

there’s still hope for us

(via robert-downey-jesus)

tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

(via bragi-god-of-bullshit)

susfishcious:

susfishcious:

susfishcious:

susfishcious:

I have two potential ID pictures and I know exactly which one I’m going to try to submit

I under stand that my head is tilted by a professional smile???

How is my smile not professional???

Let’s try round 2.

Rejected again.

I’m very confused. I must inquire further. 

LEGITIMATE LOUD SCREAMING THIS IS IT, THIS IS THE DAY I DIE

(via gwenmstacey)

Can you re-enact your reaction to hearing you had been cast on a marvel movie?

(Source: marvelcastsource, via bragi-god-of-bullshit)

renaki:

I sent my girlfriend a cute hentai story on snapchat.

Seriously wondering how she puts up with me.

(via abrtn)

(Source: robbstakrs, via lennonsjohn)

rneerkat:

with great power comes a great electricity bill

(via robert-downey-jesus)

madison-paige-phaniels:

isolatedsystem:

iwishihadafather:

when british people say “maths” i laugh because thats fucking stupid

when american people say “math” i laugh because thats fucking stupid

when teachers say math i cry because i’m fucking stupid

(via everythingelseistakenagain)

"My wants are simple: a job that I like and a guy whom I love."

Emily Giffin, Something Borrowed (via ahwahreh)

(Source: simply-quotes, via pubadubdub)

troyleroakley:

Getting Intimate with Darren Criss (x)

(via robert-downey-jesus)

njena:

its a shame that in 6 or so billion years, any and all existence on earth will be wiped out by the sun’s expansion, and it’s almost scary to think about how even now the sun continues to grow bigger and hotter, sexy and hotter let’s shut it down. pound the alarm

(Source: doppelgender, via canadumb)

(Source: nancydrevv, via gurugen)